tyleroakley: trendieman: THE SONG, THE SONG HAS RESTORED MY STRENGTH So beautiful. So glorious.
My friend: hi can I have some chicken nuggets?
Cashier: you mean mcnuggets?
Me: uhm... What's the difference?
Cashier: mcdonalds has mcnuggets.. Duh.
My friend: That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you mcfinish taking my mcorder, mcmake my food and mcshut thefuck up? Thanks a lot mcasshole.
Me: and some mcfries with that please.
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
seancouts: thatsadirtyflow: just my daily reblog of this vid hahaha kills me everytime
julieniggayen: thisbecjc: stevenisneat: pizzaforpresident: orange-is-orange: rrobbedd: omg this did not actually happen :o I’M LAUGHING SO HARD Oh my… LOLOL OMGGAHHHH sweet kat… OMGGG OMG WHAT AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
itsnguy3n: indecisivechix: itstooearlytobeawake: ninefoldgoddess: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon The more you know… that made me feel kind of sick lolol Omg………. mmmm! yummyyy…
brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin