August 2012
Watchtyleroakley:
trendieman:
THE SONG, THE SONG HAS RESTORED MY STRENGTH
So beautiful. So glorious.
At McDonald's
My friend: hi can I have some chicken nuggets?
Cashier: you mean mcnuggets?
Me: uhm... What's the difference?
Cashier: mcdonalds has mcnuggets.. Duh.
My friend: That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you mcfinish taking my mcorder, mcmake my food and mcshut thefuck up? Thanks a lot mcasshole.
Me: and some mcfries with that please.
HAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
Watchseancouts:
thatsadirtyflow:
just my daily reblog of this vid
hahaha kills me everytime
Watchjulieniggayen:
thisbecjc:
stevenisneat:
pizzaforpresident:
orange-is-orange:
rrobbedd:
omg this did not actually happen
:o
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
Oh my… LOLOL
OMGGAHHHH sweet kat… OMGGG
OMG WHAT AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Watchitsnguy3n:
indecisivechix:
itstooearlytobeawake:
ninefoldgoddess:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
The more you know…
that made me feel kind of sick lolol
Omg……….
mmmm! yummyyy…
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brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
gatiss:
lastofthetimeladies:
breakfastatbequiettiffany:
bawbag:
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
July 2012
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